Ever wonder where Easter eggs come from? Push aside the preposterous idea of purple speckled chickens popping out eggs onto a conveyer belt, all while being handfed jelly beans, gummy worms, and Belgium chocolate. Nope, time to put on your big girl pants and face the truth. Say hello to Easter Bonnie **bawk, bawk**
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Showing posts with label flamework. Show all posts
Reflections
The Beads of Courage Artist Challenge is always a special
day. Firing up the torch, I found myself
surrounded by close friends and talented artists giving so freely of their time
and skills. I deeply admire their
selfless gift of service. Having a son
born with a congenital heart defect, Beads of Courage is a cause near and dear
to my heart on so many levels.
Courageous children, who have requested special beads,
gather around the studio tables as the glass enters the flame. Skilled artisans steady their hands as they
begin to bring Dream Beads to
life. The molten glass starts to flow
and a menagerie of one-of-a-kind beads fill the hot kilns. Happy ladybugs, alien-like monsters, smiling
minions, superheroes, monkeys, and waddling ducks form a colorful parade of
silliness. Sounds of laughter echo in
the bustling studio as whimsical designs take shape. These beads will become unique Act of Courage
beads, given to children on tough treatment days or to acknowledge milestones.
Sheer amazement is visible in the children’s inquisitive
eyes as they watch the dance of molten glass.
Creativity floods their eager minds as beads take shape. In this moment, the children forget about
their serious illnesses and the daily struggles. Their thoughts drift away to the endless
possibilities of glass. Parents’ hearts
are filled with happiness as they see their child’s wonder. On this day, I have watched parents hold back
tears, while children smile with joy. This
is the reason why so many love the National Bead Challenge Day. The delightful scene is repeated in glass
studios around the world. Artists as a
collective inspire hope, one bead at a time.
The children are full of questions. Many are concerned for the artist’s safety
and ask, “Have you ever burnt yourself?”
In the child’s eyes, the artists are brave souls who tame fire and molten
glass. In our eyes, the children are the
brave ones. Each bead on their elaborate
necklace stands as significant evidence of their courageous spirit, a record of
their story. They are gallant heroes in
every sense of the word.
Frankie
Looking for a longterm relationship: Don't let the rough exterior fool you, Frankie is as huggable as a patchwork quilt... stitched with love. A monster of few words, he enjoys long evening walks through the town square, playing golf during lightening storms, and tinkering in the workshop. Greatest fears: pitchforks, torches, and not finding true love.
Out of My Gourd - The Perfect Pout
Pouty McPlumperson's bottom lip is on display 24-7. He adamantly refuses to wear dentures. Instead, the stubborn pumpkin enjoys gumming saltwater taffy while sharing old-timey stories of
growing up in the Ozarks, listening to dueling banjos and reminiscing of days long past when he still had a
full set of chompers.
The ornery coot is available through the pumpkin relocation
program (dentures included). Full disclosure, that is
not the trill wind you hear blowing through the trees... he speaks with a pronounced whistle. Also note, due to a narrowed airway, Pouty requires a CPAP
machine for sleeping. If considering adoption, please be prepared for a shrill *whistle---hum---whistle---hum* to
gently lull you to sleep at night. Some say the sound is more soothing than nails down a chalkboard or the yowl of a cat in heat.
Out of My Gourd - Ankle Biters
The smell of decay hangs heavy in the musty Autumn air. Every pumpkin farmer's worst nightmare has become reality. A hard freeze followed by unseasonably warm weather means only one thing... zombie pumpkins! The compost pile begins to team with rotten carcasses. A disgusting, rancid aroma invites vermin and flies to congregate. This is the dark side of pumpkin patches, kept well hidden from the corn maze and apple cider scene. Can you imagine the public panic if word got out? Sales of pumpkin scented candles would tank. #Pumpkinspice would no longer fill shoppers with warm nostalgia, but now become the new apocalyptic warning hashtag. Forget harvest hay rides and pie eating contests... NO way, NO how! Ok, maybe pie, but only if I had a spotter to keep an eye out for zombiekins. I would also prefer a spotter who ran slower than me. Taking applications now.
Big Fluffy Buns
The world renowned baker Nigel Fuzzelbottom is cooking up a storm. People travel from miles around to smell the heavenly aroma of his quaint bakery and take a gander at his big, fluffy buns, raised to perfection! The heavily guarded recipe was recently revealed in a shocking Furflix exposé. Viewers learned the startling secret ingredient...
*spoiler alert*
(((now would be a good time to send small children out of the room)))
... it's fresh raisins and NOT the California kind.
Out of My Gourd - Homely Hubbard
The hubbard squash has an extremely hard outer shell and can be stored for long periods of time. This misfit of the pumpkin patch may have a tough shell, but hides a sweet, delicious flesh that is great for baking, boiling, roasting, and purees. The squash can grow up to 50 pounds! Originally named in the 1840's when Elizabeth Hubbard gave seeds to a friend in a kind, neighborly gesture... looking back, who in their right mind would gift such homely squash seeds to a friend? I call shenanigans!
Hornswaggle
Don’t let his sweet cheeks and soft fluff fool you, Hornswaggle can be a real dungbie. That’s pirate speak for rear end. Argh! Aside from constantly instructing the crew to “walk the plank *brawk* Captain’s orders ye scurvy seadogs,” the scallywag has been known to pillage the ship’s rum supply. After which, he engages in pirate karaoke until 1am. Blimey! His favorite tune is Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees. The noise disturbance is unbelievably epic and results in the Hyannis Port Harbor Patrol receiving multiple noise complaints... I’m talking earplugs required to get any shut eye. Sadly, drunk Hornswaggle is better behaved than the sober version. Yikes!
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