Gingerbread Zombie

 "All I want for Christmas is gelatinized brains...

I would also settle for cash... giftcards are good too."

Yuletide Bandit

The Yuletide Bandit steals trash and vandalizes refuse containers during the hours of 10pm to 3am.  If you hear noise outside your home, do not try to apprehend the wily bandit.  Be safe, stay inside, and alert the local authorities.  He is also wanted for questioning in multiple cases of identity theft involving the purchase of dog food using stolen credit card numbers. 
Wanted:

Age: 3 years old

Height:  34 inches

Weight:  23 lbs.

Hair:  Frost-Tipped Fur
Eyes:  Beady, Black as Coal

Distinguishing Features:  Always wears a mask

Markings:  "I ❤ Garbage" tattoo

Known Alias:  Trash Panda

Santa Baby

Ever wonder why Santa Claus wears a black belt?  Spoiler alert... it isn't because he's a karate master. 

As you can see, Mr. Claus has a small issue with his festive trousers.  Here's hoping he finds the missing belt before Christmas Eve!  #YuletideBumCrack #KringleMuffintop 
 

Decorating for the Holidays

Christmas Countdown

73 days and counting until Christmas.