Merpig??? Yep! The newest mythical creature gives new meaning to the phrase "Surf & Turf." Her mesmerizing siren song... more like a shrill weep has been known to entice sailors into throwing their cargo of cucumbers and carrots overboard. Thus devastating the vegetable shipping industry.
Just to sum it up... she purposely doesn't have a shell bra for a more risque look. Just letting it all hang out. Yes, she swears like a salty sailor. Nope, you will not be seeing Merpigs in a zoo anytime soon. The little stinkers are almost impossible to catch.
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