Gelf on a Shelf

 

Meet Gelf! The furry little elf who likes to pull pranks around the Holiday Season. Clogged toilet? He probably flushed all of your fudge from Aunt Marge! Missing socks? They are on the dog keeping his paw-paws warm -- How thoughtful! Toothpaste replaced with hemorrhoid cream? A total Gelf move! Shampoo dyed green with food coloring? Gelf is just helping bring out your inner Grinch! What is in the gift boxes you ask??? Hot homemade Guinea Pig droppings of course! No need to write a thank you note. You're welcome!